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When someone has a wet fart, that you can't control.

Misha/Rafiki. 19. Male. Philippines. INFJ.

CURRENTLY WRITING: "Gummibärchen" -- A Newt/Raleigh Confectioner AU.

STATUS:

OKAY so i fucked up and deleted the entire fic by accident but i aM AT 900 WORDS

PLEASE DISTRACT ME BY SENDING 3 SENTENCE PROMPTS

the-entire-furry-fandom:

me: gets sick

the skeleton piloting my flesh: whoever designed this vehicle was a fucking idiot

yoichooseno:

geometrylesbian:

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

lord-kitschener:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

lord-kitschener:

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

hey what the fuck

Stop being afraid to live deliciously

e-seal:

e-seal:

Cats have GBE

Gay baby energy

the-snadger:

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Makin’ my way downtown

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Walkin’ fast

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Faces past

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And I’m homebound.

pintsizedpriestess:

chillguydraws:

spacedewey:

hollylu-ships-it:

hollylu-ships-it:

chromaticallychallenged:

Someone should redraw this in the classic TT style!

I think someone whispered my name… without actually whispering my name.

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Again, I don’t really think I was asked specifically, but hey, here ya go! ;D

My style = Original Style

The classic Teen Titans style, eh? I’m no George Perez, but…

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This is the best post now

Bless this progression post

dar-draws:

dar-draws:

white diamond is discomfort trademark copyright

wait, now I understand why white diamond makes me anxious. She’s like my mom when she cant whoop my ass in public so has to lean over and whisper “we’re gonna talk about this when we get home :))))) ” with that fake ass smile that screams impending doom.

keilidh:

The nerve!!

taint3edcakes:

dmc-dmc:

sugar–foot:

sheexttagoofy:

cittaly:

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Originally posted by allreactions

Now this is going to be good.

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Originally posted by drownerrs

👀👀

I got goosebumps watching the trailer. MUST SEEEE!!!!

MY EYES WAS SO WIDE I AM READY

zarekthelordofthefries:

Ocarina of Time Link: Wait, why do you need a special mine for rocks to eat? There’s rocks everywhere!

Goron: Hylians eat plants right? Why do you need farms? Why don’t you just eat grass, asshole?

Link:

Goron: think before you speak next time, punkass

inu-demon:

No u

gomjabbar:

portmanteau-bot:

gomjabbar:

gomjabbar:

i’m sorry. portmanteau bot has gone berserk. we have to put it down. once i activate the seal we’ll only have one shot to take it down. ready your blades, legionnaires

bitch fartman

bartman.


This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘bitch fartman’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

Help keep my meatbag slave alive.
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leviathan-supersystem:

merely saying “hp lovecraft was racist” doesn’t really capture the scope of it, like most people hear that and they go “yeah no shit it was like 100 years ago, most people were really racist” but the thing was the dude was especially racist even for the time

like just contemplate how unbelievably racist someone would have to be to stand out as especially racist for the 1910′s and 20′s